(EXPLOSION)
(WHISTLING)
Return the Eye of Hamashabi
to the museum, Jinx,
and we'll go easy on you.
-(ALL GROWLING)
-(CLANKING)
You can try
and take it from us.
Or you can save
everyone in the museum
which we've rigged to blow.
(BEEPS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, little guy!
Why would you go
and do something like that?
That's dangerous.
Because now
you're gonna have to choose!
Us, or them!
(EXPLOSION)
That doesn't seem
very fair, if you ask me.
It's not supposed to be fair!
It's a diversion.
So we can, you know, get away.
Well, you should be ashamed!
Your actions
are quite underhanded.
Yeah! That's why we did it!
To be underhanded!
Gizmo, cloak us.
Titans, go!
(WHIRS)
-(BEEPS)
-(SHATTERS)
(ALL CHEERING)
Explosives disarmed.
Priceless artifact retrieved!
Bad guys captured.
Basically, we win. Again.
And you know why?
Because cheaters
never prosper.
Never ever.
Great win out there!
This, of course,
is no time
to rest on our laurels.
We have bigger fish to fry.
You mean...
What else could I mean?
Defending our title
as Dodge Ball Champions?
All right! Ah!
Yay! Yeah, boy!
That's right.
League starts up again
in a few days and we've got
to be ready.
Perhaps this is the year
you will let Raven and I
participate in the
dodging of balls.
Yeah.
It's a complex game, Star.
I wouldn't wanna put you
out there until you're ready.
"Complex".
You hit someone
in the face with a ball,
and you hit someone else
in the face with the ball.
I know!
Is there a more perfect game?
Hey! Who wants to see
the new uniform?
-Ooh!
-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Ooh!
Team Titans is gonna be
looking sharp, yo!
"Team Titans"?
What a super, super name!
Who came up with that again?
That would be me.
Wow. You replaced
"teen" with "team".
-Mind blown.
-(EXPLOSION)
Looking good out there
is gonna take more than
fancy uniforms.
We'd better practice...
ALL: Our victory dance!
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
Yeah, boy!
Oh, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh,
shouldn't we be practicing
the actual game?
Psst! Practice?
She talking about practice?
Yeah, we got this.
Reigning champs, baby!
Nobody can stop us.
(MILITARY MUSIC PLAYING)
Yep. Looks like easy pickings
again this year.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(ALL GRUNT)
Oh! Then why can't you
let Starfire and me play?
You know exactly why, Raven.
I'll consume your souls
for that, mortal swine!
(ALL SCREAMING)
But I have never eaten
any of our opponents.
Maybe not the opponents.
(CHOMPING)
Look, we know you're not happy
sitting on the bench.
But trust us, we've got
a plan for you two.
Oh, really?
You'll be our secret weapons.
I always wanted to be
a secret weapon!
We might come up
against a team that
we won't be able to beat.
And then, just when
they least expect it,
we'll unleash you two.
CYBORG: Boom!
You have no intention
of playing us, do you?
-Uh-uh.
-No. You ate someone,
remember?
But you can help us with
the Team Titans' theme song
when they introduce us!
ANNOUNCER: And now,
-Team Titans!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
? When there's dodge ball
you know who to call
? Team Titans
? That thing flying
at your face, a ball
? Team Titans ?
(SINGING)
? We're the guys and girls
who know how to throw
? Team Titans, go!
? One, two, three, four
? Throw ?
BOTH: Team Titans!
(WHOOPING)
Great job on
the Team Titans' "go" part!
No one sings the same words
over and over like you guys.
No, they don't.
-ANNOUNCER: And now!
-What's that?
Your starting lineup for
the Hive Fivers!
(GASPS) The Hive!
ANNOUNCER:
Weighing in at 2,500 pounds,
he's a hulk
with the most bulk.
He's big, he's strong,
he looks like King Kong!
Here's Mammoth!
Standing only 3'2'',
but packing one genius IQ.
He may be short,
but he's a killer
on the court!
It's a bird, it's a plane,
it's a dwarf with a jet pack.
Here's Gizmo!
You can't run, you can't duck,
from the lady of bad luck!
She's the Duchess of Dodge,
the Hive's very own.
Jinx!
Also warming the bench,
Seemore, and Villain Humorous.
-How did they...
-Get those fireworks?
Yeah, that's where
I was going with that.
Fireworks. Not how did
they break out of prison,
or even how did they join
the Dodge Ball league?
How did they get
those fireworks? Sure.
Nice uniforms, losers!
Losers? You're the ones
about to get taken down...
(ALL IN UNISON)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-(AUDIENCE GASPS)
Oh!
-Why are we benched again?
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
What just happened?
I think we lost.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Even their victory dance
is better.
-(BELL RINGING)
-(EXPLOSION)
Our biggest haul yet.
ROBIN: Hold it right there!
If it's a fight you want...
Actually, it's a rematch that
we would like
to have with you, right now.
So, you're not here
to take us to jail?
We won't take you down
until we take you down...
(ALL IN UNISON)
So, this really isn't about
robbing the bank?
Will you get it through
your thick evil skull?
We just wanna play
some dodge ball!
A rematch? Okay, sure.
-(BONES CRACKING)
-Can we--?
Sit on the bench
and cheer us on?
Of course you can!
Now, off you go.
-(ALL GRUNT)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
-(MAMMOTH GRUNTS)
-(CLANGS)
(MAMMOTH GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
How could anyone beat us?
Twice!
The league's
championship game is coming up
and we don't have a chance!
Not a chance!
Did it ever occur to you
to practice the actual game
and not just
your stupid victory dance?
(BELL DINGS)
Practice...the game?
Why, this could
change everything!
You know, I don't really
feel like practicing.
-Me either.
-Yeah, that does sound
like a lot of work.
Then there's only
one way to win.
We cheat!
-(ALL GASP)
-We use our powers!
We poke them in the eye!
We take any advantage we can!
This is dodge ball!
We win by any means necessary.
But, Robin!
We are heroes,
and heroes never cheat!
This isn't cool.
Would it be cool
if we let you play?
BOTH: We're in.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(EXPLOSION)
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
You guys may rule out there.
But in here,
we are the heroes!
We'll see about that!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You guys are cheating!
No fair!
-Somebody better call
the wah-mbulance.
-(SIREN WAILING)
(BABY CRYING)
(MIMICS WHINING)
You guys are about
to go down...
(ALL IN UNISON)
(ALL GRUNT)
-(SCREAMS)
-(THUDS)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE JEERING)
I can't believe we lost!
Oh, for the third time, man!
We're not licked yet, guys.
(DIALING)
(SIREN WAILING)
We won!
By default, baby!
ALL: Victory dance!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)